Holy fuck! Is this actually private?
Yes! All images used in the app, edits, and text happen inside your browser. Though if you want to send me pics of your bits, I'm all for it.
- Image 'uploads' are loaded in your browser, and not sent to the server.
- Clicking the 'download' button saves the image directly to your device without uploading it anywhere.
- If you use a sharing button (the Reddit one), your final content will be saved anonymously on our server for a bit so we can do what you asked us to. (you asked us to share it, dipshit)
- We use common system logs, and analytics services to know if anyone is using the fucking thing.
So like, how?
NSFWMeme uses Fabric.js, Cropper.js, and jQuery. We took all of those, stuffed them in a blender with copious amounts of love, sweat, tears, probably a bit of jizz, and set that bitch to high. Then when the time was right, we artisionally jammed our dick right in there as well.
or do you mean how, like how?
- Add Images or Text with the "Add Text" or "Add Image" buttons.
- Double-click on the text to edit it directly on the canvas
- Double-click an image to replace it with another you select
Holy shit, are there keyboard shortcuts too?
Fuck yeah there are!
- Ctrl+Z - Undo that dumbass mistake you just made
- Ctrl+Y or Ctrl+Shift+Z - Redo (because you're indecisive AF)
- Ctrl+C / Ctrl+V - Copy & paste like a boss
- Ctrl+D - Duplicate (for when copy/paste is too much effort)
- Delete - Yeet that shit into oblivion
- Ctrl+] / Ctrl+[ - Move layers to front or back
- Arrow Keys - Nudge 1px (for your OCD)
- Shift+Arrows - Nudge 10px (for when you don't have time for that precision BS)
- Escape - peace out
- Ctrl+A - Select everything (you greedy bastard)
- Ctrl+S - Download your masterpiece
What about mobile? I make memes on the shitter.
Fear not, porcelain warrior. Use these fancy finger moves from your shitty shrine:
- Pinch (two fingers) - Scale that shit bigger or smaller
- Rotate (two fingers) - Twist it like you're opening a stubborn pickle jar
- Long Press - Hold for half a second to delete (with a guilt-trip confirmation)
- Double Tap - Edit text or swap images
We also made the touch targets extra thicc so your fat fingers don't miss
Why do you keep saying 'we' when you're a one man show?
Schizophrenia! (JK. probably)
I duhno... third person is how you're spost to write these things, right?
I need halllp...
Ask on our subreddit. We're all just perverts looking to give each other a helping hand.
/r/NSFWMeme
<3,
- Lan
